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The Geography of a
Woman:
Between 18 and 20, a
woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a
woman is like ...
THE_GEOGRAPHY_OF_A_WOMAN.pdf
Old Men Getting Old:
Two elderly gentlemen
from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of
aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do
you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel
just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a
newborn baby!?' (Read the rest at...)
Old Men Jokes.pdf
Jeff Foxworthy on
Colorado:
( It was only a matter
of time before Jeff Foxworthy took a couple of shots
at Colorado!)
You are a Coloradoan
if .............
Jeff_Foxworthy_on_Colorado.pdf
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden
Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now,
even several years from now.
A frail old man went to live with his son,
daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson...
The_Wooden_Bowl.pdf
Obituary of the late
Mr. Common Sense
Today
we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common
Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one
knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as...
Death of Common Sense PDF
Software Firm Makes
Leap in Communication
OSLO, Norway (AP) - Norway's Opera Software ASA
couldn't resist the temptation of an April Fool's
joke heralding a breakthrough in peer-to-peer
communications.
The company said it has developed...
Leap In Communications PDF
South Carolina Ghost
Tale
This happened about a
month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of South Carolina, and while it sounds like
an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This guy was on the
side of the road hitchhiking...
South Carolina Ghost Tale PDF
Dear Dog and Cat,
When I say to move, it
means to go someplace else, not Switch positions
with each other so there are still two of you in the
way.
The dishes with the paw
print are yours and contain...
Dear Dog and Cat PDF
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